Are you looking for something to snack on? A bag of chips is a perfect idea! But what do you do when you want to open it? Well, here is a perfect[1] guide for you! Ready for a once-in-a-lifetime[2] experience?
Step 1: Get the bag of chips
Get it from the store or anywhere else you could find some chips. Not a container (you suck, pringles), just a good ol’-fashioned bag!
Step 2: Punch it and kick it

If you’re feeling like you want chips mashed up into pieces, if you want to get the salt/pepper distributed evenly, or you just feel angry, this step is for you!
Step 3: Burn some villagers[3]
Who doesn’t love a good sacrifice?
Step 4: Use scissors to cut bag and eat!
Use your scissors to cut on the top edge carefully, then rip it, and eat it as your delicious snack!
Yay! Now you know how to open a bag of chips!
Notes
- Not perfect
- Do this as many times as you’d like!
- The Minecraft villagers (if you haven’t played the game before, search it up!)
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